| AngKyut |
Date: Friday, 2011.06.24, 12:44 PM | Message # 1 |
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The Gift!
God was just about done creating the universe and had a couple of things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. “It’s a very handy thing,” God told the couple, who he found hanging around under an apple tree. “I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability.” Adam jumped up and begged: “Oh, give that to me! When I’m working in the garden or taming the animals, I could just let it rip. Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please…”
On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, she really wouldn’t mind if he were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was given to Adam. “Very well,” God said, “the last gift goes to Eve then.” He looked back into His bag of leftover gifts. “So...what’s left here? Oh, I see…multiple orgasms...”
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