A guy woke up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree.
He looked in the phone book and finds a gorilla removal service.
When he asked if they could remove the gorilla, the service guy asked him,
"Is it a male or female?"
"Male," he replied.
"Oh yeah we can do it. I'll be right there," the removal man said, and hung up.

An hour later the service guy showed up with a stick, a Chihuahua,
a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gave the man some instructions.
"I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he
falls out of the tree. When he does the trained Chihuahua will bite the
gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect
himself, allowing you to put the handcuffs on him."

The man asked, " What do I do with the shotgun?"

The service guy replied, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does,
shoot the Chihuahua."